Top 50 Political Science Funny Quotes in 2022

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Top 50 Political Science Funny Quotes in 2022

1. People that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves, and traitors are not victims… but accomplices.

—  George Orwell, 1903— 1950, British writer

2. Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

—  Will Rogers

3. My choice early in life was between whether to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.

—  Harry S. Truman

4. If his IQ slips any lower, we’ll have to water him twice a day.

—  Molly Ivins, on a Texas politician

5. In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

—  Napoleon, 1769— 1821, French Emperor

6. If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush’s head.

—  Jim Hightower on George Bush

7. An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.

—  Simon Cameron

8. Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

— Will Rogers on Politicians vs. Comedians

9. The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

—  Henry Cate VII

10. My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.

—  Harry Truman, 1884— 1972, American President [1945— 1953]

11. Being president is like running a cemetery: you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening.”

—  Bill Clinton on Being President

12. Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

—  Doug Larson

13. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

—  Groucho Marx

14. The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves.

—  Vladimir Lenin, 1870— 1924, Soviet revolutionary & leader

15. One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

—  Plato

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16. The lavish and shameful use of money to gain political office wouldn’t be so bad if the office ever got anything out of it.

—  Kin Hubbard

17. Politics: a race of Trojan horses.

—  Stanislaw Jerzy Lec, 1906— 1966, Polish author of maxims

18. A politician divides mankind into two classes: tools and enemies.

—  Friedrich Nietzsche, 1844— 1900, German philosopher

19. Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.

—  Mark Twain on the World

20. Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

— Ambrose Bierce on Voting

21. Presidents are selected, not elected.

—  Franklin Roosevelt, 1882— 1945, American President [1936— 1945]

22. Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politician as a joke.

—  Will Rogers

23. Some politician some years ago said that bad officials are elected by good voters who do not vote.

—  Dwight Eisenhower, 1890— 1969, American general & President

24. I don’t want to be invited to the family hunting party.

— Barack Obama on Dick Cheney

25. Politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Charles De Gaulle

26. How come all those righteous politicians who claim to be following the Big Guy Upstairs end up getting caught following the little guy downstairs?

—  Steve Bhaerman (Swami Beyondananda)

27. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

— Abraham Lincoln on Silence

28. Running for president is like sticking your face in the blade of a fan.

—  Mike Huckabee

29. In politics… never retreat, never retract… never admit a mistake.

—  Napoleon, 1769-1821, French Emperor

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30.Without going to jail, you cannot be a big politician.

—  Babban Kumar, member of Parliament in India

31. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

—  Rodney Dangerfield, 1924-2004, American comedian

32. All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.

— Lyndon John on His Vice President

33. A politician, one that would circumvent God.

—  William Shakespeare

34. If you ever injected truth into politics, you’d have no politics.

—  Will Rogers

35. If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

— Abraham Lincoln on Being Two-Faced

36. In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours.

Willie Brown

37. Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

—  Mark Twain, 1835-1910, American writer

38. Give me control of a nation’s money and I care not who makes the laws.

—  Mayer Amschel Rothschild

39. Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his

—  Ronald Reagan on Jimmy Carter

40. I have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics, and that is ready money.

—  Phil Gramm

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41. The voice of the people is the voice of God.

Vox populi, vox dei.

—  Latin phrase

42. A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman, of the next generation.

—  John Kenneth Galbraith

43. Deceiving himself well is the first quality of the statesman.

—  Fernando Pessoa, 1888-1935, Portuguese poet & writer

44. I have sacrificed everything in my life that I consider precious in order to advance the political.

—  Edith Galt

45. The lavish and shameful use of money to gain political office wouldn’t be so bad if the office ever got anything out of it.

Kin Hubbard

46. I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times.

—  Sen. Everett Dirksen

47. All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.

— Lyndon John on His Vice President

48. Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

—  Charles De Gaulle

49. Politics is show business for ugly people.

—  Paul Begala

50. I don’t think we should go to the moon…I think we maybe should send some politicians up there.

—  Ron Paul

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